Toilet paper madness in Oregon

Please don't call police if you're out of toilet paper. According to the BPR, Police in Oregon was flooded with calls because residents were out of toilet paper. So, if you're out of toilet paper, no matter where you are, please don't call the police. If you want to read the rather funny article, I'll include the link below:
https://www.bizpacreview.com/2020/03/17/police-in-oregon-beseech-residents-to-stop-calling-911-when-out-of-toilet-paper-offer-hilarious-alternatives-898186
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